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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, April 4, 2008
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Good morning crew,
Finally, a nice relaxing weekend coming up. Maybe I'll take
the opportunity to do one of the one hundred and one chores
around the apartment I've been neglecting for the last eight
months or so.
Or I could just blow it all off and go fish shopping. It
has been a while since I blew a bunch of cash on something
stupid and frivolous.
Laugh it up,
Joe
P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum
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A wife and her husband attended a very important business
party thrown by her boss where the husband may have had one
or two more than he should have.
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her
husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and
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"Why no," said the husband, deeply flattered.
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Tony, having his second son christened, was much concerned
about getting the correct name on the birth certificate.
"Will you please name the baby just as I give it to you?"
"Certainly," answered the minister, "why shouldn't I?"
"Well you see, it's like this," replied Tony. "When I told
you I wanted to name my first boy Tom, you wrote on his
birth certificate 'Thomas.'
This boy I want to name Jack."
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