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CLASSIC BIZARRE NEWS - Friday, February 2, 2007
"A wild journey into the history of the most bizarre stories EVER."
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Well, long time readers know that yours truly is not
really bizarre, rather a "voyeur of the bizarre." I
chronicle the strange, weird and off center for you (of
course there are others who contribute as well). But going
to a hypnotherapist will definitely go down as the most
unusual experience of my life...and maybe my death as well.
Yesterday I went and had a marathon session with an expert
in "past-life" regression. If you ever saw the movie,
"Defending Your Life" the experience was a bit like that,
only spooky yet comforting. I am still trying to make sense
out of it all and will be replaying the audio tape of the
session. I cannot really write about it quite yet and hope
to for the next issue.
Let me just sum up the experience by saying that if the
images and memories are real and not some kind of implanted
or imaginary thought, then we all have one heck of a ride.
You will not want to miss the next issue of Bizarre News...I
guarantee! Now, on to this week's issue full of what you
crave.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Classic Bizarre forum. Check it out here...
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----------------- Buried Alive!... Briefly -----------------
Madras, India - Residents of a southern Indian village allowed
their children to by buried alive as part of a ritual, "thanks-
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ritual the children endured intensive prayer sessions and a
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brief time.
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-------------------- Dinner Bites Back ---------------------
HANOI - A gourmet chef in Vietnam died after being bitten
by a venomous sea snake that he was trying to cook as the
nightly special. Le Hung Cuong, 22, picked up the half-metre
sea snake from the glass aquarium it was kept in to prepare
the restaurant's specialty, porridge with snake's blood.
The snake lashed around and bit his left hand. He died en
route to the hospital. "It was bad luck for him and for us,"
the restaurant owner said. Fortunately, the snake was
retrieved by another chef within a few minutes and served
to the waiting customer.
------------------ Make That Latte To Go -------------------
CHICAGO - An expectant mom gave birth in a restroom at a sub-
urban Chicago Starbucks. Mother and 7-pound-10-ounce son are
reported recuperating at Evanston Hospital. Starbucks workers
called paramedics, who arrived four minutes later to find the
big event already had taken place. The woman, identified as
Lisabeth Rohlck of Chicago, waved to a crowd of cheering cust-
omers as she was wheeled to the ambulance while she talked on
her cell phone to her doctor. She had been on her way to pick
up her 2-year-old son when she went into labor and pulled into
the Edens Plaza parking lot.
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--------------- Do You Want Fries With That? ---------------
NEW YORK - Two New York DJs may be taking orders at McDonald's
after their last stunt. Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia
of WNEW-FM decided they would hold a contest in which listeners
would be challenged to have sex in high-risk places. Their
contest came to an abrupt end after a Virginia couple was
busted going at it in the famous St. Patrick's Cathedral in
New York during a live broadcast. Apparently, the couple was
having sex in a vestibule a few feat away from worshipers
observing the Feast of Assumption. The "Opie and Anthony Show"
has been suspended.
--------------- Robbery Attempt Fails, Again ---------------
ILLINOIS - A 42-year-old, Wood River, Ill. man was sentenced
to 12 years in prison after robbing the same pharmacy he hit
20 years ago. Robert Crosno's 1982 robbery attempt also failed.
He served six years in prison. The kicker? The clerk he held-
up in 1982, Vicki Meyers, still worked at the pharmacy this
time around. Meyers is not happy Crosno could be paroled after
six years. "In six years I won't be retired yet," she said.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lewis - in your past life I bet you were a lesbian! --Leann
[If I was, my appetites haven't changed much.]
I have actually experienced past life regression. I was a
skeptic, too. What I learned was amazing. I know this is
not funny or anything, but it's true. If it helps, all my
friends and family think I'm weird. --Pam
[Thanks...and no, it doesn't help.]
hey lewis- if you could bring any historical figure back to
life so you could screw the brains out of them, who would it
be? --Katie
[Cleopatra...I hear she had a fine asp.]
PLEASE do not print a picture of yourself, Lewis! I want to
keep fantasizing what you look like. Sigh.... You can't
POSSIBLY be as handsome as I think you are! --Tillie
[I guess that depends on how good your imagination is.]
Hey Lewis! You forgot to list another celeb. Pseudonym:
John Bobbit - Les Johnson
[I would be offended by this if I didn't have such a sick
sense of humor.]
Lewis, I read this in the news recently... "LONDON - Want to
be more attractive? - then make sure those around you are
having a drink. British scientists have found even modest
amounts of alcohol will make the opposite sex appear better-
looking." It took scientists to figure this out? It brings
truth to the age-old adage 'I've never gone to bed with an
ugly girl, but I've sure as hell woke up with a few.'
What is the atomic weight of plutonium? --Joyce Wells
[94, with an atomic mass of 244 amu. Now fair is fair...
what is YOUR atomic weight?]
How fitted should a pair of chaps be for a western pleasure
show?
[I would say just snug enough to avoid chaffing.]
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