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BIZARRE NEWS - Saturday, Feb. 23, 2008
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Greetings fellow Bizarros:
This story amazed me because I can barely stand to be in
the airport for the 45 minutes it takes me to get through
security and get to my gate, this guy actually lived at
London's Gatwick Airport for three years!
Judge Richard Hayward ordered Anthony Delaney, an out-of-
work chef, to be remanded into custody until his March
hearing after he was caught violating an anti-social be-
havior order for the third time.
Delaney was previously sentenced to 95 days imprisonment
for his second violation of the order, which occurred the
same day he was released from jail for his first violation.
Hayward said he decided to keep Delaney in custody because
he feared the urge to return to the airport would be too
strong for the man to resist.
"It is a bit cheeky to go straight back to Gatwick. There
are other places you can have a shower. This is just going
on and on. It is all very strange," the judge said.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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+------------------ Bizarre Presidential ------------------+
FACTS
Ronald Reagan, the 40th U.S. president, saved 77 people
from drowning as a lifeguard in his youth at a riverside
beach near Dixon, Illinois.
20th president of the United States James Garfield could
write Greek with one hand while writing Latin with the
other.
Abe Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States,
carried letters, bills, and notes in his notorious black,
top-hat.
First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement
among army officers to make him king of the United States.
William Taft, 27th president of the United States, weighed
more than 300 pounds and had a special oversized bathtub
installed in the White House.
The 38th president of the United States, Gerald Ford turned
down offers to play professional football for the Green Bay
Packers and the Detroit Lions.
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-------- Police seek nude drive-through customer ----------
LAKE MARY, Fla. - Authorities in Lake Mary, Fla., are
searching for a man who allegedly drove his red Corvette
through a Dunkin' Donuts drive-through while nude below
the waist. Employees at the emporium said the man visited
the location without his pants three times Thursday and
once Friday, ordering coffee on each occasion, the Orlando
(Fla.) Sentinel reported Tuesday. The employees did not
get the man's name or license plate number, but they
described him as a bald, white male driving a red Corvette.
They said he only ordered coffee on each occasion and did
not wait to collect his change, which amounted to 40 cents
per visit. Police Detective Matt Schaefer said the matter
is under investigation.
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------- Mom arrested for going on parenting strike --------
OCALA, Fla. - A Florida mother-of-four was charged with
child neglect after she told police she went "on strike"
from taking care of her boys more than a month ago.
Melissa G. Dean, 33, was arrested after she told
authorities that she left her kids, ages 17, 16, 14 and 13,
home alone for hours each day because they fight too much,
WKMG-TV, Orlando, Fla. reported. In a charging affidavit,
Dean reportedly said her kids needed to stop arguing and
start cleaning and she possessed no control over them.
Dean allegedly told a Department of Families official
that she chose to go "on strike" because she couldn't
get help taking care of her boys from the police or courts.
Police said they arrived at the home Monday because two
of the boys were fighting about a computer cord and called
from a neighbor's house. Authorities have visited the home
on multiple occasions in the past, WKMG said.
-------- Man parked stolen car at Sheriff's Office ---------
ANDERSON, S.C. - Anderson County, S.C., authorities said
a man was arrested after he parked a stolen convertible
outside the County Sheriff's Office. Sheriff's spokeswoman
Susann Griffin said Charles Noah Chambers came into the
building to demand the return of $1,991 that was seized
from him in June following his arrest on methamphetamine
trafficking charges, the Anderson (S.C.) Independent Mail
reported Thursday. Griffin said she noticed Chambers
driving away in a 1996 Saab after his demands were reject-
ed. She said the vehicle was reported stolen from Cartee's
Used Cars between 5 p.m. Monday and 11:30 a.m. Tuesday.
Sheriff's Lt. W. F. Looper said the suspect put "a screw-
driver into the ignition switch" when deputies caught up
to the car and told him to turn off the engine. Chambers
and a woman who was riding in the car with him were taken
into custody. Chambers was charged with possessing/
receiving stolen goods, driving with a suspended license
and a vehicle tag violation.
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--------- Mounties pants go missing in break-in -----------
MAPLE RIDGE, British Columbia - The Royal Canadian Mounted
Police in British Columbia lost several pairs of pants in
a burglary of a dry cleaning store, the RCMP said. The
burglary happened at 5:15 a.m. Monday in Maple Ridge, some
30 miles east of Vancouver at Anthony's Fine Cleaners,
RCMP Cpl. Ryan Schlecker said in a statement. The store
owner reported a small amount of cash and an Air Canada
flight attendant's jacket also stolen, but the police
pants weren't noticed missing until the officer who owned
them came to claim them, the Maple Ridge News reported.
Schlecker's statement said there were concerns the pants
with a distinctive yellow strip down each leg could be
used by someone impersonating a police officer, the
Vancouver Sun reported. "We're alerting the public to this
theft so they can be aware," the statement said. "If any
member of the general public is not certain that you are
dealing with a police officer, you have the right to see
supporting identification, which all police officers
carry."
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I've never heard of the umbilical cord referred to as a
reverse bungee before! What does that mean -- you get out
of the womb and spend the rest of your post-pubescence
trying to get back in again? -sean
[Only if you're from Alabama or Georgia.]
Having lived in Florida for 12 years, I can assure you that
what is wrong with Florida is not that the place is full of
Floridians, there are darned few of them. What is wrong
with Florida is that it is full of people from somewhere
else. -Cowboy Bob
Hi Lewis – I just read in your comment section that Chadwick
is gone. I’m a little bummed…I used to get his column and
thought it was pretty entertaining, I just couldn’t keep up
with all my subscriptions, so I culled it down to only yours.
Keep up the good work. By the way, I live in GA…and there
are puh-lenty of stupid people here. The unfortunate part
is that most of them are like me: from up North! -Marc
[That seems to be the consensus.]
Please don't send Cindi to Nova Scotia. First off nobody
would thaw in our current weather and secondly we have all
the tight assed bitchy women we can handle as it is.
-Don in N.S.
In a recent edition of Bizarre News, Dorothy made reference
to people who are "hard working southerners that are proud
of their heritage and homeland." I don't know what they're
called in Tennessee, but here in Wisconsin, we call them
"illegal immigrants." -Dave
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