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Issue date: Saturday, Feb. 25, 2006
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P A R A N O R M A L I N S I D E R
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Comment The Post Below...
Much has been written in this publication about the Other
Side, that special place we go to when we pass away. Some
see it as Heaven. Others call it Summerland. The list goes
on and on. In short, there are perhaps as many theories
about what we encounter on the Other Side as there are
human beings. Because no matter what your religion or
philosophy, if you dig deep, you'll find that your belief
has a personal twist. A slightly customized interpretation
of the dogma that fills troubling gaps and sets your mind
at ease. But what if you didn't have to die? What if you
were immortal, rendering issues of the Afterlife moot?
That's the question a fellow reader asks in this issue's
first shattering story.
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Are There Immortals Among Us?
Hi Gus:
"Something I experienced recently caused me to seriously
consider immortality as a very real possibility. When I
was working at a pizza place twenty years ago, there was
a waitress named 'Emily' whose boyfriend picked her up
after the night shift.
"At that time I would have guessed his age at about
eighteen. I have recently moved back to town and have
now seen this same guy a couple of times. Astonishingly,
he has NOT AGED A SINGLE DAY! I know that some people still
look good a couple of decades later, but I swear this guy
hasn’t changed AT ALL in twenty years. It is really quite
creepy. I wonder if any other Paranormal Insider subscribers
have encountered people who literally never age..."
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Hello Gus:
"With all the recent controversy about a foreign country
getting the contract to protect our ports, I'm wondering
why no one has decided to tap our nation's 'remote viewing'
capabilities. As you know, remote viewing is the ability to
watch events from afar using ESP. This is a precious
natural resource just as much as coal or oil, and I'm
concerned that our leaders are afraid to tap it. There are
thousands of American citizen-psychics with remote viewing
abilities who could surveil port facilities from a distant
'war room' where data could be compiled and acted upon. A
further advantage of this approach would be that anyone
involved in suspicious activities would not be aware that
they were being watched—because there'd be no guards or
security cameras in view.
"IMHO we are missing a bet by not putting patriotic psychics
to work in this capacity. At the same time, I'm not
surprised that mainstream authorities would rather rely on
foreigners than admit that paranormal powers are real."
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Ghost Ducks.
Hi Gus:
"I don't often see ghosts, but I am sensitive to spirits a
bit and one time when I went to clean a house, I encountered
a ghost duck! Yes, a lovely female mallard spirit followed
me all over the house. I couldn't quite see her except in
my mind. She was extremely friendly. I got the impression
that she was delighted to find someone who could tell she
was there, so she stuck with me pretty much the whole time!
Even funnier—when I had to clean the same house a few months
later, sure enough, the ghost duck was still there. It was
a strange but nice experience. At least I had some 'company'
while I worked."
The Come Back Cat.
Dear Gus:
"I had a cat that disappeared one day. About a week later,
I was watching TV in my family room and the ghost of my cat
came walking towards me through a solid door. He turned a
little as he approached me and then disappeared. I think
that was his way of telling me that he was no longer alive."
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Forming a Paranormal Bond with Cats.
Hi Gus:
"I would like to address the woman from last week's issue
who asked why cats seemed especially attracted to her:
'Friend, when I read you words my heart filled with joy.
There is a reason why you have such a strong bond with cats
and they keep coming to you for assistance. In this life
cycle, you have been given an amazing gift—that of being a
keeper of cats. The cats know this. You can communicate
with them. Listen even more carefully!
"'When my mate and I moved to our new home, we were
presented with the gift of being able to nurture and tame
several feral cats that had been dumped in the area. I would
talk to them, silently communicate with them, and, in time,
found them all homes (a total of 70+ cats and kittens over
four years). Thanks to my heaven-sent gift, life as
unwanted, unloved pets was no longer their destiny. Honor
your own gift and continue to give freely of your heart. It
isn't a coincidence that cats just appear on your doorstep.
They know when a keeper is close.
"'Now, as far as the cat ghosts that you see. I believe
these are cat spirits, not ghosts. Once an animal passes
away, their spirit form is free to return to our material
world at any time. And many feline spirits come back to
play with our LIVING cats. Such is the case in my own home.
It is a joy to watch our living kitties romp with the
visiting cat spirits. One sure sign that this is happening
is when your cat is standing stock still, then jumps just
like it has been tickled in the ribs. Your cat isn't crazy.
It has just been attacked by a playful cat spirit.
"'In closing, I wish you joy in your continued journey with
the cats that come into your life for nurturing or help
Crossing Over. While their passing is a sad event, know in
your heart that they are eternally grateful for your loving
assistance.'"
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